Pakistan's Baghdad Bob

Officials in Islamabad are notorious spinmeisters, but military spokesman Maj. Gen. Athar Abbas is fast becoming a prevaricator without peer.

BY DAVID KENNER | OCTOBER 27, 2009

As American tanks rumbled in to Baghdad on April 7, 2003, Iraqi InformationMinister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, who became affectionately known as BaghdadBob, tried mightily to convince Western journalists to ignore the facts infront of their eyes. "I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad," he told reporters as American troops gathered a few hundred yardsaway. Later, he stated that American soldiers were "committing suicide by thehundreds on the gates of Baghdad," mere hours before coalition forces securedthe city.

Today,Baghdad Bob might have found a successor in the form of Maj. Gen. Athar Abbas,the director general of Pakistan's Inter-Services Public Relations, which handles media relations for the Pakistani armed forces. In a recent Washington Post column, David Ignatius celebrated Pakistan's new determination in confronting the Taliban, quoting Abbas saying that the ongoing offensive in South Waziristan brings an end to the Pakistani government's thinking that "somehow we'll be able to manage them, co-opt them, bring them on board."

Statementslike that are music to American policymakers' ears. But somehow, it seems like we've heard all of this from General Abbas before. In less than two years, the general has provided the media with a fairly impressive list of promises, assertions, and projections -- none of which have more than a tenuous basis in reality. Here are a few of his greatest hits. But don't worry: We're sure that, this time, he means every word he says.

Sponsorship of the Taliban

Claim: In the recent Frontline documentary aired on Oct. 13, "Obama's War," a perplexed correspondent tried to get a straight answer from Major General Abbas.  Is it true, he asked, that the Pakistani government knows where Taliban leaders such as Mullah Omar and Siraj Haqqaniare located? But Abbas would not budge: "There is no truth in Mullah Omar and Siraj Haqqani remaining in Pakistan side of the border. I refute that.  No one has shown any intelligence to the Pakistanis."

Taliban groups such as these, Abbas said, "operate from Afghanistan.  If somebody claims that everything is happening from this side of the border, I am sorry, this is misplaced, and we refute it."

Reality: In 2008, the chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff, Adm. Michael Mullen traveled to Islamabad topresent the Pakistani government with evidence that elements of Pakistan's Directorate of Inter-Services Intelligence (ISI) were supporting the Taliban. Mullen reportedly provided the Pakistani government with intercepted communications between the ISI and the Taliban to prove his point. "We spoke to, clearly, the ISI's relationship with various militant groups that they've had for some time," said Mullen in the same Frontline documentary. U.S. officials, from Barack Obama on down, have continued to emphasize Pakistan's role as an incubator of terrorist activities. Thepresident stated this past March: "Multiple intelligence estimates have warned that Al Qaida is actively planning attacks on the United States homeland from its safe haven in Pakistan."

AAMIR QURESHI/AFP/Getty Images

 

David Kenner is an assistant editor at FP

AHSON HASAN

8:34 PM ET

October 27, 2009

Pakistan's Baghdad Bob

Very well written. It is not just Gen. Abbas who has this problem of over or under-stating facts; it is, unfortunately, the entire Pakistani government mechanism that is based on delusional ideas. The remarkable quality of all this exercise is that they are always overwhelmingly confident that all and sundry will believe their 'creativity'!

Pakistan's presentation of their 'achievements' is just like witnessing or listening to a crazy commercial of events that never happened! The optimism may sound music to the ears of those concerned with the problem of terrorism. However, deep down the reality is far detached from the superfluous presentations that provide juicy 'facts' as to how Islamabad is 'strategically' dealing with the Taliban menace.

Pakistan is exploiting the trust imposed upon it by the civilized Western democracies. Having experienced the Pakistani political and establishment gimmickry for years, I can whole-heartedly sympathize with those assigned to manage the AfPak policy. It is very hard to get the real truth out of these lame-minded Pakistanis. The fact that they've been hiding/patronizing/encouraging militants and militancy for decades is a clear proof that what they say is not exactly what they mean or do.

In the post 9/11 world, Pakistan has been provided with millions of dollars in aid and assistance. We don't know much where exactly or on what this money was spent; there hasn't been much accountability in place; there are no stringent checks and balances imposed. Historically, the Pakistanis are experts in seeking help but never standing by their promises.

Also, we do not know how the weaponry provided to fight the Taliban is utilized. Is it being channelized to where it supposed to be? Or, is it falling into the wrong hands? Remember Ojhri Camp, 1988?

The Pakistanis claim that their nuclear plan is safe and there is no threat from the fundamentalists. We've been given innumerable assurances. Are these assurances believable? After what happened a few days ago, i.e., the attack on GHQ, one wonders if the nukes are really well-protected.

The story is never-ending. Pakistan is a failed state and is trying its best to keep its head above the water. Unfortunately, the leadership is too corrupt and horribly obnoxious.

Trust is sacred, we are all aware of that. The West needs to tread slowly and stop considering Pakistan as the most allied ally in the war on terrorism. Trusting Islamabad is not the wisest of activities to indulge in. Let Gen. Abbas continue with his fairytales. However, do understand that the 'credit worthiness' of his statements will always remain doubtful.

 

NAJAM

1:36 PM ET

October 30, 2009

Dear Raw agent

firstly the general is doing his job right and his colleagues too other wise the Fake taliban supported by your agency Raw wouldnt have been kicked out of the Swat Valley.

and if u really want our nukes we r willing to give(launch) them to u....thats the only way u get them son.

 

KHALIL

8:57 AM ET

October 31, 2009

Dear Idiot Indian

This is to sure that Indians are the most stupid nation on earth. You tried to test your nuclear weapon 1998 and failed. You must be thankful to your "intelligent scientists" that your nation has had a narrow escape from failed nuc tests. Now you are begging US to allow you to do again test and this time for sure your intelligent scientists will burn your country down. What sort of credibility your scientists have got? Who is going to believe on the wordings of your most trusted people that this time the nuc test will be successful and there will be no human disaster.
Contrary to that Pakistani are most sensible and more responsible nation. They have got the most talented scientists on earth. With very limited resources they have slapped on the face of India and US in May 1998 when they did successful 8 consecutive nuc tests. It is matter of deep shame for you. The hypocracy and the illusionary facts quoted by in this article are good tactics of time management. The general has done his duty very well. His duty is to save guard the interests of Pakistan which he is doing very well. We are proud of our army.

 

NAJAM

5:28 AM ET

October 28, 2009

Baghdad Bob

So u think the pakistani bobs are prevaricators he.. he.. read the resignation letter http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/26/AR2009102603394.html?nav=hcmodule

written by a former marine & a us civil servant posted in afghanistan in the washington post.

Surely if any people are being delusional & mistaken its the americans themselves who instead of spending on their own people are wasting their resources & themselves in Afghanistan.

As far as the Paksitani general's various stances on incidents mentioned in this patronising & shallow piece, one can only say ok so hes spiniing hard and u can see through it , But remember this" it was the pakistan army and the ISI which got rid of the RUssian bear in the eighties and it is the only force which can contain the taliban."

The americans have to go back home from AF & PAK thanku , the sooner they realise this the sooner the region can start to normalise and the economy recover back in the usa.

And dont for a second think that pakistanis are lame enough not to figure out the designs being pursued by various actors and puppetts in the region, from day one we know what u guys want and u r not getting it.

 

KHAN9

11:16 AM ET

October 29, 2009

Baghdad Bob

Come on FP you could have come up with something better ... say something solid and substantive, and perhaps worth writing about? Attention grabbing headlines, based on comparing the uncomparable, is the stuff of tabloid journalism. Incidently, where is Baghdad Bob now? The Pakistan army has done the job in the Malakand division and is almost there in South Waziristan too. If I can recall, these were the militants, on the run now, who had Islamabad in their eyes from 60 miles away (at least in the eyes of people like Kenner). Should not this be the story?

Dr I N Khan

 

SAQIBMUMTAZ

12:39 PM ET

October 29, 2009

What about Indian Consulates in Afghanistan

Claim: pakistan claims that India is creating troubles in Balochistan using her consulates in Kandahar and Zahidan.
Reality: All so-called fighter are being trained by Indians and US is keeping a blind eye on Indian activity in Afghanistan then why should Pakistan bother about Talibans in Pakistan.

 

TRUTHSEEKER

7:03 PM ET

October 29, 2009

Ridiculous!

And Mr. David Kenner seems to be Foreign Policy's Baghdad Bob - putting his spin on everything relating to Pakistan and Pakistani claims with regards to its war against Taliban.

The 'Predator' drones shown in the Google Earth picture from Shamsi airbase that Mr David discusses in Maj. Gen. Athar Abbas's 'Claim 4' are clearly unarmed - which is supported by the fact that only a handful of Predators can be armed. The main Un-Manned strike weapon of both the American and British forces is the MQ-9 Reaper which is based in Afghanistan. David Kenner needs to do something more constructive than wasting our time with his hair-splitting argument.

How about a piece on Bush and his gang of war-thugs beating war-drums on Iraq regarding WMDs instead? Lets see a piece on Washington's Baghdad Bob, Mr Powell.

'Claim 5', David Kenner conveniently forgets that the Taliban took control of Swat only 'after' the Pakistani government had signed a peace-deal with Sufi Muhammad [based on Sufi's word that he will reign in Taliban factions]. Prior to the agreement, Athar Abbas was 100% correct in stating, that the Taliban did not have 'control' of Swat - all they did was harass citizens and local police force. The army stayed in its barracks because of Gen. Kayani's orientation of putting military operations under orders from Pakistan's civilian PPP government. The Pakistan Army cannot be faulted, nor accused of not having the 'will' or 'capability' to take on Taliban in Swat at the time since it was the civilian government that was not ready to authorize a military operation against Taliban and tag-along militants.

I could go on & on and Mr Kenner would probably end up losing his job. 'Experts' and 'analysts' like him come dime-a-dozen today; the trend started during the Cold War, where similar 'experts' made careers out of predicting that the Soviet Union would stand tall for a 1000yrs and that the West better be prepared for a drawn out conflict that would never end. They were ALL proved wrong when the Soviet state collapsed.

Bottomline: Spare us this trash piece.

 

FAZAL HABIB CURMALLY

12:17 AM ET

October 30, 2009

Pakistan's Baghdad Bob

Ever since Tora Bora, Pakistan has come under a lot of flak to hide the USA's failure to capture Osama Bin Laden. Even today after entering its ninth year in Afghanistan,,the USA acts as if what they say is the ultimate truth and nearly God's word. Wrong. Its a mindset that needs changing.

Consider we in Pakistan are getting our cities attacked by suicide bombers and car bombs nearly everyday. The latest car bomb in Peshawar took over 110 lives and around 225 wounded. Does it make sense for us to be friends with the Al-Qaeda or the Taliban under these conditions or presume we have rogue elements in the ISI? It is convenient for the USA to believe this and create a Quetta Shura and whatever else because they need excuses to hide their failures in Afghanistan where they control barely 30% of the territory.

If you think Major General Athar Abbas is talking hogwash, don't listen to him and follow your own version of the truth. But before you do that, you need to answer two questions. When are you leaving Afghanistan? and finally, when is the USA and Pakistan parting ways/ We have had enough of you. and a parting of ways is long overdue. Go away and leave us alone.

 

CHAUDRI THE TRUTH

6:22 PM ET

October 30, 2009

Pakistan's Bagdad BOB

Pakistan Army is in Reality the Army of Occupation of Pakistan. This is a totally corrupt Organized Crime Organisation. In the first 10 years an Officer is trained how to be submissive to the Boss of his Mafia (the Badmash-Army occupying Pakistan). After that promotion is on merit: the MORE DISLOYAL to the Republic, the higher the chances of promotion to senior ranks. The second virtue for a officers of the Badmash Army is blind loyalty to the capo de tutti capi, the Criminal in Chief, who heads the Army.
This army which has repeatedly molested, raped, the Republic has about 10 million equally corrupt hangers-on. The Army and its hangers-on is the biggest terrorist organization in Pakistan and is raping the 160 million real Pakistanis.
Paki Army (the Badmashes) has never won a war against an external enemy; it has killed thousands of its own citizens, corrupted every civil and national industrial organization in the country. They are professional liars, who can smell a dollar from 1000 miles, and any one of them will sell his soul, his honour, his country for that green-back. They are not delusional, they play the clown to distract you. They are the MOST DEVELOPED MAFIA in the world.
Every officer of the Paki Army is a Bagdad Bob.

 

NAJAM

9:12 AM ET

October 31, 2009

CHAUDRI THE SIMPLETON

CHAUDRI .... we know pak army really hurts you...but uve got to live with it see if it werent for pak army the indian army wud be rolling all over pakistan like they did in east pakistan...so now that they have the nukes and the missiles ur army cannot attack us from the front so u use dumb illiterate poverty stricken talebs and tell them to blow themselves or even send zealots from india to attack ur nemesis the pakistan army but it will send u back right into afganistan and back to india in the near future when ur patron and beloved meets the same fate as ur ex beloved the ussr in afganistan, and then guess whos coming to the party to kick ur borders in arunachal pardesh etc...get ready

 

CHAUDRI THE TRUTH

12:06 PM ET

October 31, 2009

chaudri the truth

Yes, Pak Army hurts me, because I am a sane Pakistani. They hurt me because I have seen the total corruption they have caused that prevents the social, educational and mental developments of the citizens of the Islamic Republic. Indian Army rolled over the trash called Pak Amy in Bangladesh, and 92 thousand, after raping the unarmed Pak-Bengali women, dropped they weapons and their trousers down for the pleasure of the Indians. The cowardice shown was because they were NOT fighting for the Islamic Republic but for the Organised Crime Outfit called the Brotherhood-of the-belt, or the Army of Badmashistan. Pakis are beginning to wave up; only slow, feeble, simpletons like you are accepting the perverted patriotic statements of the Army of Occupation of Pakistan.

 

CARELESSCOMET

12:29 AM ET

November 2, 2009

Whats the inside deal? Can you tell me kenner?

First of all, I don’t understand that what’s the purpose of writing such piece? It’s clearly evident that writer may have some personal grudge on Athar Abbas or something suspicious behind his motives. I smell a rat here.

Such write-ups are deteriorating for the credibility of a prestigious organization like Foreign Policy. It’s totally useless research to malign and slander a person’s credibility. Practically, it’s not possible to twist the facts and ground realties to a level as David Kenner is trying to prove. I guess it’s an incorrect premise to start a research because today’s media is very powerful and no one can escape due to availability of multiple sources to verify authenticity of a fact. Recent international media visit of South Waziristan is symbolic to the strong hold of Pakistan Army in its own territory. Isn’t it poor chap?

Journalistic ethics are not the entity of a single state or country, it’s a global phenomenon. I think poor Kenner missed the chapter of journalistic or research ethics during his studies. Never mind. I would say for me Kenner has become “Foreign Policy’s Bob!”

 

GOLDPETAL

12:36 AM ET

November 2, 2009

Question of Ethics

I got stuck in a question that what is difference between a spokesperson and a journalist. In order to find out the difference I went to the wikipedia and first read the responsibilities of spokesperson which are, “it is the job of a spokesperson to faithfully represent and advocate for the organization's positions”. According to this Gen Athar Abbas being a Pak military spokesperson is fulfilling his responsibilities with full commitment. Then I study about journalist and ethics in journalism from wikipedia. According to wikipedia “a journalist gathers and disseminates information about current events, people, trends, and issues”, and the ethics of journalism includes the principles of truthfulness, accuracy, objectivity, impartiality, fairness and public accountability as these apply to the acquisition of newsworthy information and its subsequent dissemination to the public”. But David Kenner’s article “Pakistan Baghdad’s bob” published on 27 Oct, 09 shows the violation of these ethics of journalism (i-e objectivity, truthfulness and impartiality). In that article Kenner called Gen Athar Abbas “Baghdad Bob” and then he continued his biased opinion in his blog U.S. has "modest" expectations for Pakistani offensive”, pub on 28 Oct, 09 in which he stated that “I recently wrote a not altogether positive article about Pakistan's chief military spokesman Maj. Gen. Athar Abbas, for spinning everything in Pakistan from ISI sponsorship of the Taliban to U.S. drone strikes in the country. This is not journalism; in fact it is a biased opinion about a person. It seems that he has no problem with the General’s spinning of the news but some other motives which time will reveal.

 

BITERATMONK

3:56 AM ET

November 2, 2009

Holy shit, we've found a

Holy shit, we've found a whole TROVE of Baghdad Bobs!

"Pakistan has a good grip on its territory!"
"Pakistan has the best scientists in the world!"
"No, there is no civil war going on in regions of Pakistan!"
"Pakistan testing eight nuclear warheads is a slap in the face to the US!" (ok, that one's probably true)

David, you should do an article on the commentators here.

 

NAJAM

4:03 PM ET

November 10, 2009

Kabul & Herat

Ask ur friend david to a piece on Kabul & Herat dear as thats where the real bobs and wogs are.