Real April Fools

Stories from around the world that can't possibly be true -- but are.

BY KAYVAN FARZANEH | MARCH 31, 2010

"FUCKING HELL" BEER GETS THE EU GO-AHEAD

Country: Germany

The story: There are plenty of oddly named brands of beer -- Fiddler's Elbow, Sick Duck, and Santa's Butt, to name a few -- but the European Union's Trade Marks and Designs Registration Office may have just greenlighted the most offensive beer brand ever: "Fucking Hell."

Although the name may be NSFW in English, it actually makes sense in German. "Fucking" is a village in northern Austria (though that's not where the beer will be brewed) and "Hell" is a word used to describe a light ale in Bavaria and Austria. The EU office recently explained its decision to reverse a previous rejection:

"[T]he word combination claimed contains no semantic indication that could refer to a certain person or group of persons. Nor does it incite a particular act. It cannot even be understood as an instruction that the reader should go to hell. [Fucking Hell is] an interjection used to express a deprecation, but it does not indicate against whom the deprecation is directed. Nor can it be considered as reprehensible to use existing place names in a targeted manner (as a reference to the place), merely because this may have an ambiguous meaning in other languages."

And the best part? The landmark decision creates an important precedent that will allow the use of other obscure, unfortunately named German towns in brand names. Citizens of Kissing, Pissen, and Titting: Watch out.

MLADEN ANTONOV/AFP/Getty Images

 SUBJECTS: FUN STUFF
 

Kayvan Farzaneh is an editorial researcher at Foreign Policy.

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GRANT

8:13 PM ET

March 31, 2010

To start, I am seriously

To start, I am seriously hoping that this is actually an April Fools joke. Otherwise it's just sad.
Getting on topic, why would they set 2012 as the date? More and more I suspect that while Kim Jung Il might not be crazy, but he certainly doesn't seem like a rational actor.

 

AMAGGIORA

9:27 AM ET

April 1, 2010

What a bunch of Fools

Fucking Hell better be fucking good. I have been to that small village, and it is quit the spot for tourists to go to just take pictures by signs. I believe they are also the town with the highest rate of crime in sign stealing in all of Europe, and probably the world (Phucket might have this problem too, but I've yet to go there).

With regards to Kimmy Jong, it make sense why he wants to ban the movie 2012. Isnt that movie about North Korea declaring their emergence as a superpower, resulting in a nuclear winter?

Sarko Sarko Sarko....NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE SHORT. Even Kayvan Farzaneh is short. Mussolini was short, as was Napoleon, Mahmud Ahmadinejad and Kimmy boy Il. Being short mean having power. Sarko should embrase his verticlly challenged situation. I've got a new show for TLC: "Little People, Big Power"

 

AMAGGIORA

9:32 AM ET

April 1, 2010

correction

I meant Phuket, Thailand

 

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11:31 AM ET

April 2, 2010

Obsessing with NICC

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JBAYER

12:52 PM ET

April 23, 2010

Haha

Clearly this is a great joke. I love fucking hell beer. Sign me up for a few cases! The real value of fucking hell beer is the hangover. That's where it gets the name from. You'll wake up some toasted you won't remember the tattoo and wonder why you have a contract for a short term loan from a hooker.

All good beer does that. Happy fools day.

 

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April 23, 2010

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