Night of the Living Wonks

Toward an international relations theory of zombies.

BY DANIEL W. DREZNER | JULY/AUGUST 2010

There are many sources of fear in world politics -- terrorist attacks, natural disasters, climate change, financial panic, nuclear proliferation, ethnic conflict, and so forth. Surveying the cultural zeitgeist, however, it is striking how an unnatural problem has become one of the fastest-growing concerns in international relations. I speak, of course, of zombies.

For our purposes, a zombie is defined as a reanimated being occupying a human corpse, with a strong desire to eat human flesh -- the kind of ghoul that first appeared in George Romero's 1968 classic, Night of the Living Dead, and which has been rapidly proliferating in popular culture in recent years (far upstaging its more passive cousins, the reanimated corpses of traditional West African and Haitian voodoo rituals). Because they can spread across borders and threaten states and civilizations, these zombies should command the attention of scholars and policymakers.

The specter of an uprising of reanimated corpses also poses a significant challenge to interpreters of international relations and the theories they use to understand the world. If the dead begin to rise from the grave and attack the living, what thinking would -- or should -- guide the human response? How would all those theories hold up under the pressure of a zombie assault? When should humans decide that hiding and hoarding is the right idea?

Serious readers might dismiss these questions as fanciful, but concern about flesh-eating ghouls is manifestly evident in today's popular culture. Whether one looks at films, video games, or books, the genre is clearly on the rise. According to conservative estimates, more than a third of all zombie films ever made were released in the past decade. Zombies are clearly a global phenomenon: Beyond the United States, there have been Australian, British, Chinese, Czech, German, Irish, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Mexican, and Norwegian zombie flicks.

Zombie video games, including the Resident Evil and Left 4 Dead franchises, have also proliferated, attracting huge followings globally. And zombies have clawed their way to the top of book best-seller lists in the last decade with literature ranging from how-to survival manuals to reinterpretations of early Victorian fiction. "In the world of traditional horror, nothing is more popular right now than zombies," one book editor gleefully told USA Today last year. "The living dead are here to stay."

This zombie boom is -- and should be -- taken seriously. For some international relations thinkers, the interest in all things ghoulish might represent an indirect attempt to get a cognitive grip on what former U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld once referred to as the "unknown unknowns" in international security. Or perhaps there exists a genuine if publicly unacknowledged fear of the dead rising from their graves and feasting upon our entrails. Major universities have developed mock contingency plans for a zombie outbreak, and an increasing number of college students have been found to be playing "Humans vs. Zombies" on their campuses, whether to relieve stress or prepare for the invasion of the undead. The Haitian government takes the threat seriously enough to have a law on the books to prevent outbreaks of zombiism. No great power has done the same publicly, but one can only speculate on what plans are being hatched behind closed doors.

From a public-policy perspective, zombies surely merit greater interest than other paranormal phenomena such as aliens, vampires, wizards, hobbits, mummies, werewolves, and superheroes. Zombie stories end in one of two ways -- the elimination/subjugation of all zombies, or the eradication of humanity from the face of the Earth. If popular culture is to be believed, the peaceful coexistence of ghouls and humans is but a remote possibility -- outside of Shaun of the Dead, at least. Such extreme all-or-nothing outcomes are far less common in the vampire and wizard canons. Indeed, recent literary tropes suggest that vampires can peacefully coexist with ordinary teens in many of the world's high schools, provided they are sufficiently hunky. Zombies, not so much. If it is true that "popular culture makes world politics what it currently is," as a recent article in Politics argued, then the international relations community needs to think about armies of the undead in a more urgent manner.

What follows is an attempt to satiate the ever-growing hunger for knowledge about how zombies will influence the future shape of the world. But this is a difficult exercise: Looking at the state of international relations theory, one quickly realizes the absence of consensus about the best way to think about global politics. There are multiple paradigms that attempt to explain international relations, and each has a different take on how political actors can be expected to respond to the living dead.

KAKO 2010, Levy Creative Management, NYC

 

Daniel W. Drezner, professor of international politics at Tufts University's Fletcher School and a contributing editor to Foreign Policy, is author of the forthcoming Theories of International Politics and Zombies, from which this piece is adapted. He blogs at drezner.foreignpolicy.com.

MALICEIT

11:42 PM ET

June 20, 2010

Great article...

...but if zombies come im moving to texas.

 

HAZZA9

4:42 PM ET

June 22, 2010

shotgun.

in more ways than one.

 

KRAKOW

3:38 PM ET

June 21, 2010

One more possiblity

You left out the basic conservative, or Inhofe, response: claim that the "so called zombie plague" is an elaborate hoax perpetrated by a bunch of health-care obsessed liberals. Then when the living dead are about to feast on you, resort to prayer (or helicopter in a gun-toting Palin).
Finally, apologize to whatever bio tech or chemical company created the zombies if they are forced to pay for body removal.

 

MISSMMITCH

4:04 AM ET

June 22, 2010

Fantastic concept...

...can't wait for the book.

 

ADAMOLUPIN

1:27 PM ET

June 22, 2010

There already is one

World War Z by Max Brooks. It's the most detailed and insightful look at how the world might react to a zombie apocolypse told through personal accounts of people who were "there."

I highly recommend it.

 

AUTOGRAPHEDCAT

12:54 PM ET

June 24, 2010

Another book...

"Feed" by Mira Grant is book one in a trilogy that images precisely what kind of world the post-zombie apocalypse might look like, how society adjusts, and what effect it has on both journalism and politics. Highly highly recommended.

 

TULLY

1:13 PM ET

June 23, 2010

The there's domestic policy ...

The ACLU would file lawsuits to prevent discrimination against the life-impaired, and to block the enforcement of laws limiting zombie admittance to the country.

Democrats would lobby for housing, health care, schooling, and welfare for the "undocumented ambulatory," and start a zombie union for political lobbying & fundraising purposes.

ACORN would sign them up to vote. In major Democratic strongholds such as Chicago, this would have zero effect on voter turnout, but would lead to many court contests in close races as Democrats sued to have zombie provisional ballots counted even though the registrees had already voted once by absentee ballot ...

 

UBERZETE

9:50 PM ET

June 23, 2010

Another question on the domestic front...

If an illegal alien dies in the United States but is reanimated in the U.S., is he/she considered "re-born" and therefore a citizen?

 

ZORRO

2:28 PM ET

June 25, 2010

Escapism

Seeing the obviously fake horrors makes us able to disregard the very real horrors unemployment, terrorists, peak oil, climate change, population increase etc that surrounds us.

 

JENNY34

11:52 AM ET

June 26, 2010

Something behind the myths

It is strange that the idea of zombies appears in popular cultures (to the extent there is a zombie survival guide!)around the world, the same as the idea of dragons. It does make you wonder what substance is behind all the myths!

In all seriousness, when there is less to worry about in society the human mind is geared to survival, so it will attempt to identify threats, real or imaginary...

 

ALMANZOR

3:45 PM ET

June 30, 2010

What about the machines?

Mr. Drezner,

This may be Luddite in me, but I'm much more nervous about artificial intelligence and the machines, a la Matrix, Dune, and Terminator, than I am about zombies. I'm not saying that thinking machines are more likely to menace humanity than zombies, though now that I think about it, they probably are, since, to my knowledge, the reanimation of living beings isn't the subject of any scientific research, whereas the creation of "strong AI" is the stated goal of many scientists.

Is there any scholarship or research on this topic? Is there anyone out there who even takes this possibility seriously?

 

LUVMY91STANG

4:35 PM ET

June 30, 2010

And the dumbing down

And the dumbing down continues unabated.

 

HELLX

3:34 PM ET

July 1, 2010

Where's this guy been?

Zombies are so 2003.

Has he missed the fact that it's now 2010 and we're all obssessed with vampires?

I bet in 2017 he comes out with a book comparing multinational corporations to vampires.

 

PMANDAVILLE

8:48 AM ET

July 13, 2010

Absent paradigms

Zombies are what states make of them.

 

BMPRICE

3:35 PM ET

July 15, 2010

Bandwagoning

The author makes a novel contribution to IR theory. The discussion of realism neglects, however, the possibility that weak states might engage in so-called "bandwagoning" by aligning themselves with the emergent zombie hegemon. Agreements between such a state and the zombie thralldom could include, inter alia, (1) a non-aggression pact (NAP), under which each party would promise not to attack the other for a specified duration; (2) an NAP augmented with a tributary arrangement, whereby the human vassal would supply the zombie overlord with a specified number of citizen-sacrifices each month; (3) an NAP augmented with military cooperation and intelligence-sharing; and (4) full-fledged integration and zombification, presumably with assurances on the part of the hegemon of an adequate supply of brain-spoils to the newly incorporated satellites. The stronger human states should guard against possible bandwagoning on the part of their weaker neighbors by devising wedge issues to detach the interests of weak states from those of the zombie hegemon.

Brendan Price