Night of the Living Wonks

Toward an international relations theory of zombies.

BY DANIEL W. DREZNER | JULY/AUGUST 2010

I. The No-Drama School of Zombie Realpolitik

There are many varieties of realism, but all realists start with a common assumption: that anarchy is the overarching constraint of world politics. Anarchy does not necessarily mean chaos or disorder, but rather the absence of a centralized, legitimate authority.

No matter what ardent cosmopolitans or crazed conspiracy theorists believe, there is no world government. With no monopoly on the use of force in world politics, actors must take their own "self-help" measures to ensure their continued existence.

In a world of anarchy, the only currency that matters is power -- the material capability to ward off pressure or coercion, while being able to influence others. The anarchic global structure also makes it impossible for governments to fully trust each other, forcing states to be guided solely by their own national interests.

As this summary might suggest, realism has a rather dystopian and jaundiced view of the world. In other words, it is perfectly comfortable in the zombie universe -- particularly the world of George Romero's films.

How would the introduction of flesh-eating ghouls affect world politics? The realist answer is simple if surprising: International relations would be largely unaffected. Although some would see in a zombie invasion a new existential threat to the human condition, realists would be unimpressed by the claim that the zombies' arrival would lead to any radical change in human behavior. To them, a plague of the undead would merely echo older plagues, from the Black Death of the 14th century to the 1918 influenza pandemic. To paraphrase Thucydides, the realpolitik of zombies is that the strong will do what they can and the weak must suffer devouring by reanimated, ravenous corpses.

Realists also predict balance-of-power politics, so wouldn't the specter of the undead create a balancing coalition of humans against ghouls? This possibility cannot be ruled out. If zombies emerged from central Eurasia, for example, their capacity to spread quickly could trigger an alliance designed to prevent zombie hordes from taking over the continent. However, buck-passing would be an equally likely outcome. In a buck-passing situation, states would refrain from taking an active stance against the zombies in the hopes that other countries would do the dirty work of uniting to slay the demon hordes.

States could also exploit the threat from the living dead to acquire new territory, squelch irredentist movements, settle old scores, or subdue enduring rivals. The People's Republic of China could use the zombie threat to justify an occupation of Taiwan. Russia could use the same excuse to justify intervention in its near abroad. The United States would not be immune from the temptation to exploit the zombie threat as a strategic opportunity. How large would the army of the Cuban undead need to be to justify the deployment of the 82nd Airborne?

But in the end, realists, particularly American realists, would no doubt evoke the cautionary words of U.S. President John Quincy Adams and warn against going abroad "in search of monsters to destroy."

KAKO 2010, Levy Creative Management, NYC

 

Daniel W. Drezner, professor of international politics at Tufts University's Fletcher School and a contributing editor to Foreign Policy, is author of the forthcoming Theories of International Politics and Zombies, from which this piece is adapted. He blogs at drezner.foreignpolicy.com.

MALICEIT

11:42 PM ET

June 20, 2010

Great article...

...but if zombies come im moving to texas.

 

HAZZA9

4:42 PM ET

June 22, 2010

shotgun.

in more ways than one.

 

KRAKOW

3:38 PM ET

June 21, 2010

One more possiblity

You left out the basic conservative, or Inhofe, response: claim that the "so called zombie plague" is an elaborate hoax perpetrated by a bunch of health-care obsessed liberals. Then when the living dead are about to feast on you, resort to prayer (or helicopter in a gun-toting Palin).
Finally, apologize to whatever bio tech or chemical company created the zombies if they are forced to pay for body removal.

 

MISSMMITCH

4:04 AM ET

June 22, 2010

Fantastic concept...

...can't wait for the book.

 

ADAMOLUPIN

1:27 PM ET

June 22, 2010

There already is one

World War Z by Max Brooks. It's the most detailed and insightful look at how the world might react to a zombie apocolypse told through personal accounts of people who were "there."

I highly recommend it.

 

AUTOGRAPHEDCAT

12:54 PM ET

June 24, 2010

Another book...

"Feed" by Mira Grant is book one in a trilogy that images precisely what kind of world the post-zombie apocalypse might look like, how society adjusts, and what effect it has on both journalism and politics. Highly highly recommended.

 

TULLY

1:13 PM ET

June 23, 2010

The there's domestic policy ...

The ACLU would file lawsuits to prevent discrimination against the life-impaired, and to block the enforcement of laws limiting zombie admittance to the country.

Democrats would lobby for housing, health care, schooling, and welfare for the "undocumented ambulatory," and start a zombie union for political lobbying & fundraising purposes.

ACORN would sign them up to vote. In major Democratic strongholds such as Chicago, this would have zero effect on voter turnout, but would lead to many court contests in close races as Democrats sued to have zombie provisional ballots counted even though the registrees had already voted once by absentee ballot ...

 

UBERZETE

9:50 PM ET

June 23, 2010

Another question on the domestic front...

If an illegal alien dies in the United States but is reanimated in the U.S., is he/she considered "re-born" and therefore a citizen?

 

ZORRO

2:28 PM ET

June 25, 2010

Escapism

Seeing the obviously fake horrors makes us able to disregard the very real horrors unemployment, terrorists, peak oil, climate change, population increase etc that surrounds us.

 

JENNY34

11:52 AM ET

June 26, 2010

Something behind the myths

It is strange that the idea of zombies appears in popular cultures (to the extent there is a zombie survival guide!)around the world, the same as the idea of dragons. It does make you wonder what substance is behind all the myths!

In all seriousness, when there is less to worry about in society the human mind is geared to survival, so it will attempt to identify threats, real or imaginary...

 

ALMANZOR

3:45 PM ET

June 30, 2010

What about the machines?

Mr. Drezner,

This may be Luddite in me, but I'm much more nervous about artificial intelligence and the machines, a la Matrix, Dune, and Terminator, than I am about zombies. I'm not saying that thinking machines are more likely to menace humanity than zombies, though now that I think about it, they probably are, since, to my knowledge, the reanimation of living beings isn't the subject of any scientific research, whereas the creation of "strong AI" is the stated goal of many scientists.

Is there any scholarship or research on this topic? Is there anyone out there who even takes this possibility seriously?

 

LUVMY91STANG

4:35 PM ET

June 30, 2010

And the dumbing down

And the dumbing down continues unabated.

 

HELLX

3:34 PM ET

July 1, 2010

Where's this guy been?

Zombies are so 2003.

Has he missed the fact that it's now 2010 and we're all obssessed with vampires?

I bet in 2017 he comes out with a book comparing multinational corporations to vampires.

 

PMANDAVILLE

8:48 AM ET

July 13, 2010

Absent paradigms

Zombies are what states make of them.

 

BMPRICE

3:35 PM ET

July 15, 2010

Bandwagoning

The author makes a novel contribution to IR theory. The discussion of realism neglects, however, the possibility that weak states might engage in so-called "bandwagoning" by aligning themselves with the emergent zombie hegemon. Agreements between such a state and the zombie thralldom could include, inter alia, (1) a non-aggression pact (NAP), under which each party would promise not to attack the other for a specified duration; (2) an NAP augmented with a tributary arrangement, whereby the human vassal would supply the zombie overlord with a specified number of citizen-sacrifices each month; (3) an NAP augmented with military cooperation and intelligence-sharing; and (4) full-fledged integration and zombification, presumably with assurances on the part of the hegemon of an adequate supply of brain-spoils to the newly incorporated satellites. The stronger human states should guard against possible bandwagoning on the part of their weaker neighbors by devising wedge issues to detach the interests of weak states from those of the zombie hegemon.

Brendan Price