Night of the Living Wonks

Toward an international relations theory of zombies.

BY DANIEL W. DREZNER | JULY/AUGUST 2010

II. Unite-to-Fight-Zombie Liberals

Like realism, there are many varieties of liberalism. All liberals nevertheless share a belief that cooperation is still possible in a world of anarchy. Liberals look at world politics as a non-zero-sum game. Working together, whether on international trade, nuclear nonproliferation, or disease prevention, can yield global public goods on a massive scale. Major actors in world politics have an incentive to realize the gains that come from long-term mutual cooperation and avoid the costs that come with mutual defection.

At first glance, the liberal paradigm appears to be pretty incompatible with a zombie canon that tends more to undead apocalypses. Indeed, the tragedy of liberalism in a universe with zombies is that some of its central tenets would likely accelerate the rise of zombiism. Open borders, for instance, would surely facilitate the cross-border spread of both the undead and infected human carriers.

A second glance reveals that the liberal paradigm offers some significant analytical bite. Romantic zombie comedies -- rom-zom-coms for short -- contain both implicit and explicit elements of liberalism. The 2009 film Zombieland is about the articulation of and adherence to well-defined rules for surviving in a zombie-infested landscape. Its central message -- beyond the need for cardio workouts -- is the need for disparate individuals to credibly commit to each other.

At the climax of Shaun of the Dead, Shaun rallies his friends and relations with a stirring paean to liberalism: "As Bertrand Russell once said, 'The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.' I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now."

And what would liberals do after a ghoul invasion? Provided that the initial spread of zombies did not completely wipe out governments, the liberal expectation would be that an international counterzombie regime could make significant inroads into the problem. Given the considerable public-good benefits of wiping the undead from the face of the Earth, significant policy coordination seems a likely response.

The liberal paradigm would predict an outcome that would not be perfect and would be quite vulnerable to political criticism over time -- much like the European Union. That said, the system would also be expected to function well enough to ward off a total zombie apocalypse. Zombie flare-ups would no doubt take place. Quasi-permanent humanitarian counterzombie missions, perhaps under United Nations auspices, would likely be necessary in failed states. Liberals would acknowledge that the permanent eradication of flesh-eating ghouls is unlikely. The reduction of the zombie problem to one of many manageable threats, however, is quite likely. Most countries would kill most zombies most of the time.

KAKO 2010, Levy Creative Management, NYC

 

Daniel W. Drezner, professor of international politics at Tufts University's Fletcher School and a contributing editor to Foreign Policy, is author of the forthcoming Theories of International Politics and Zombies, from which this piece is adapted. He blogs at drezner.foreignpolicy.com.

MALICEIT

11:42 PM ET

June 20, 2010

Great article...

...but if zombies come im moving to texas.

 

HAZZA9

4:42 PM ET

June 22, 2010

shotgun.

in more ways than one.

 

KRAKOW

3:38 PM ET

June 21, 2010

One more possiblity

You left out the basic conservative, or Inhofe, response: claim that the "so called zombie plague" is an elaborate hoax perpetrated by a bunch of health-care obsessed liberals. Then when the living dead are about to feast on you, resort to prayer (or helicopter in a gun-toting Palin).
Finally, apologize to whatever bio tech or chemical company created the zombies if they are forced to pay for body removal.

 

MISSMMITCH

4:04 AM ET

June 22, 2010

Fantastic concept...

...can't wait for the book.

 

ADAMOLUPIN

1:27 PM ET

June 22, 2010

There already is one

World War Z by Max Brooks. It's the most detailed and insightful look at how the world might react to a zombie apocolypse told through personal accounts of people who were "there."

I highly recommend it.

 

AUTOGRAPHEDCAT

12:54 PM ET

June 24, 2010

Another book...

"Feed" by Mira Grant is book one in a trilogy that images precisely what kind of world the post-zombie apocalypse might look like, how society adjusts, and what effect it has on both journalism and politics. Highly highly recommended.

 

TULLY

1:13 PM ET

June 23, 2010

The there's domestic policy ...

The ACLU would file lawsuits to prevent discrimination against the life-impaired, and to block the enforcement of laws limiting zombie admittance to the country.

Democrats would lobby for housing, health care, schooling, and welfare for the "undocumented ambulatory," and start a zombie union for political lobbying & fundraising purposes.

ACORN would sign them up to vote. In major Democratic strongholds such as Chicago, this would have zero effect on voter turnout, but would lead to many court contests in close races as Democrats sued to have zombie provisional ballots counted even though the registrees had already voted once by absentee ballot ...

 

UBERZETE

9:50 PM ET

June 23, 2010

Another question on the domestic front...

If an illegal alien dies in the United States but is reanimated in the U.S., is he/she considered "re-born" and therefore a citizen?

 

ZORRO

2:28 PM ET

June 25, 2010

Escapism

Seeing the obviously fake horrors makes us able to disregard the very real horrors unemployment, terrorists, peak oil, climate change, population increase etc that surrounds us.

 

JENNY34

11:52 AM ET

June 26, 2010

Something behind the myths

It is strange that the idea of zombies appears in popular cultures (to the extent there is a zombie survival guide!)around the world, the same as the idea of dragons. It does make you wonder what substance is behind all the myths!

In all seriousness, when there is less to worry about in society the human mind is geared to survival, so it will attempt to identify threats, real or imaginary...

 

ALMANZOR

3:45 PM ET

June 30, 2010

What about the machines?

Mr. Drezner,

This may be Luddite in me, but I'm much more nervous about artificial intelligence and the machines, a la Matrix, Dune, and Terminator, than I am about zombies. I'm not saying that thinking machines are more likely to menace humanity than zombies, though now that I think about it, they probably are, since, to my knowledge, the reanimation of living beings isn't the subject of any scientific research, whereas the creation of "strong AI" is the stated goal of many scientists.

Is there any scholarship or research on this topic? Is there anyone out there who even takes this possibility seriously?

 

LUVMY91STANG

4:35 PM ET

June 30, 2010

And the dumbing down

And the dumbing down continues unabated.

 

HELLX

3:34 PM ET

July 1, 2010

Where's this guy been?

Zombies are so 2003.

Has he missed the fact that it's now 2010 and we're all obssessed with vampires?

I bet in 2017 he comes out with a book comparing multinational corporations to vampires.

 

PMANDAVILLE

8:48 AM ET

July 13, 2010

Absent paradigms

Zombies are what states make of them.

 

BMPRICE

3:35 PM ET

July 15, 2010

Bandwagoning

The author makes a novel contribution to IR theory. The discussion of realism neglects, however, the possibility that weak states might engage in so-called "bandwagoning" by aligning themselves with the emergent zombie hegemon. Agreements between such a state and the zombie thralldom could include, inter alia, (1) a non-aggression pact (NAP), under which each party would promise not to attack the other for a specified duration; (2) an NAP augmented with a tributary arrangement, whereby the human vassal would supply the zombie overlord with a specified number of citizen-sacrifices each month; (3) an NAP augmented with military cooperation and intelligence-sharing; and (4) full-fledged integration and zombification, presumably with assurances on the part of the hegemon of an adequate supply of brain-spoils to the newly incorporated satellites. The stronger human states should guard against possible bandwagoning on the part of their weaker neighbors by devising wedge issues to detach the interests of weak states from those of the zombie hegemon.

Brendan Price