It's late October election season: The trees are losing their leaves, parents are wrapping their kids in scarves for the chilly walk to school, and politicians are now openly accusing their opponents of selling orphans' kidneys on the Chinese black market to fund al-Qaeda-planned gay wedding chapels at Ground Zero. With only a few days left before the United States' Nov. 2 election day, political ads -- on which nearly $4 billion, or just shy of the GDP of Zimbabwe, will have been spent by election day -- have predictably reached their debased, atavistic nadir.
This year, with the House of Representatives and possibly the Senate at stake, boundaries of decency have not only been crossed but trampled on and possibly waterboarded at an undisclosed location. Senators are buying Viagra for child molesters. Aqua Buddhas are threatening Christianity. And plenty of candidates and allied organizations are reaching for the old standby of political fearmongering: the foreigner.
Between the Chinese bankers taking over America, amorous Iranian dictators, and job-stealing Indians (who have apparently taken them from the job-stealing Mexicans), it's hard to see a single "Daisy" ad -- a defining television spot that can decisively swing a previously close race -- emerging in this year's crop. But who knows? The election isn't until Tuesday, and four days is an eternity in political mudslinging. Here's a sampling of the year's greatest, dirtiest hits.
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