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Meet the Persident

In surreal Russia, fake presidential tweets are much more relevant than the real ones.

BY JULIA IOFFE | JANUARY/FEBRUARY 2011

In his off-hours, a seemingly dutiful government servant in Czar Nicholas I's Ministry of Finance would pass the time jotting down little aphorisms. Some were obscure in meaning: "Not every general is stout by nature." Or, "If you have a fountain, plug it up. Let the fountain too have a rest." Others mocked the state for which the official, a heavy-browed and dimple-chinned man named Kozma Prutkov, worked. "Our land is rich; there is just no order in it," he wrote of Russia under Nicholas, a reactionary authoritarian who personally censored the poet Aleksandr Pushkin and whose education minister came up with the dubious motto of "Orthodoxy, Autocracy, and Nationality." Prutkov's very existence -- a doltish, maudlin bureaucrat in a state overflowing with them -- was itself an admonition to the regime.

Prutkov, however, did not actually exist. His verses and indelible image were the invention of writer Aleksey Tolstoy and his cousins, the Zhemchuzhnikov brothers, who published his short witticisms in the thick literary journals so popular at the time.

It's hard not to think of Prutkov when scrolling through the short, sharp parodies on KermlinRussia, the wildly popular new Twitter account lampooning President Dmitry Medvedev and his anodyne official news feed at KremlinRussia. KermlinRussia's persona -- that of a solipsistic, foolish child-president -- seems an apt echo of the earlier satirist's bumbling scribbles. When I asked the anonymous author of the Twitter parody whether he was a latter-day Prutkov, he responded with characteristic bite: "More like a lie detector."

As of this writing, KermlinRussia has more than 50,000 followers and is adding a thousand or more each week. Its tweets, like Prutkov's acerbic little commentaries, pack the kind of sharp nuance for which Twitter is so well-suited, weaving together current events, history, literary allusions, and a very Russian sense of the absurd, all in 140 characters or less. It has been a successful formula. Not only is KermlinRussia the third-most popular Twitter account on the Russian-language Internet, it has among its followers the cream of the Moscow chattering classes and 40 percent of the real Medvedev's followers. All this has transpired over less than half a year, while readers remain happily unaware of the author's true identity, a tightly guarded secret.

When I asked KermlinRussia's author for an interview, the "Persident of Ruissia" agreed to grant one but only via Skype, through an account created just for the interview -- security fit for any world leader. The Persident dialed in first.

"Hello?" she said.

It's interesting, I noted out loud, that a country as patriarchal as Ruissia should have a female persident.

"Yes, it's unexpected, isn't it?" the Persident said, and released an airy, tinkling laugh.

"There's a male voice, too!" chirped a young man. "There's an author and a co-author," he added.

The author and co-author -- let's call them Masha and Sasha -- are young ("between 20 and 30," as they like to say) professionals, both of whom studied at St. Petersburg State University, an honor they share with Medvedev, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, and author Ayn Rand.* There, the two studied journalism (Masha) and economics (Sasha), and they now work as a copywriter (Masha) and financial analyst (Sasha).

Sasha's idea for a parody Twitter feed came about when Medvedev visited Silicon Valley last June and, to much fanfare, started his official Twitter account.

TONY AVELAR/AFP/Getty Images

 SUBJECTS: INTERNET, RUSSIA
 

Julia Ioffe is Foreign Policy's Moscow correspondent.

LADDYKICH

1:36 PM ET

January 3, 2011

on poet Joseph Brodsky's studies in the St. Petersburg State U

… The author and co-author -- let's call them Masha and Sasha -- are young ("between 20 and 30," as they like to say) professionals, both of whom studied at St. Petersburg State University, an honor they share with Medvedev, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, poet Joseph Brodsky, and author Ayn Rand. There, the two studied journalism (Masha) and economics (Sasha), and they now work as a copywriter (Masha) and financial analyst (Sasha)...
Meet the Persident @ http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2011/01/02/meet_the_persident?page=full

Dear Julia -
What did you have in mind, referring to the poet Joseph Brodsky's studies in the St. Petersburg State University?
As far as I know, he was a high school dropout.
(He left school @ the age og 15, pls. see the atts. below.)
Have you uncovered some new facts in the life of the last Russian Literary Nobel Prize recipient?
Perhaps, you had in mind some other Brodsky, which is rather common Jewish-Russian surname?
Respectfully,
Lk

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Lk
Atts.
1
Brodsky studied at schools in Leningrad to the age of 15. He then dropped out of school and first went to work at the Arsenal defense plant. Between 1956 and 1962, he had some thirteen different jobs.
http://www.kirjasto.sci.fi/brodsky.htm
2
Joseph Brodsky, recipient of the 1987 Nobel Prize for Literature, was born Iosip Aleksandrovich Brodsky, in Leningrad, Russia. His father was a photographer. He left school when he was 15 and began writing poetry.
http://www.essortment.com/all/josephbrodsky_rsbu.htm
3
? 1955 ????, ? ???????? ??????????? ???, ???????? ???? ??????? ? ????? ???????, ???????? ?????? ????? ? ???????? ???????? ???????????? ?? ????? «???????»
http://ru.wikipedia.org
4
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http://www.aib.ru/~kam/biography/iosif-brodskij.htm
5
??? ? ?????????? ?????????? ??? ?????????????????, ?????????????, ??????? ????????. ? 1955 ????, ?? ?????????? ? ????? (???? ?? 8 ?????? ??????? ????? ? 196 ?? ???????), ???????? ???????? ?? ??????? ????? ?????????????, ?????? ??? ???? ???????????????...
http://br00.narod.ru/0001br.htm

 

ANGY

12:10 AM ET

January 5, 2011

the author ment russian

the author ment russian politician Mikhail Naumovich Brodsky
http://www.mbrodsky.ru/

 

P.J. AROON

2:32 PM ET

January 12, 2011

Error Corrected

We have corrected the error. Thanks for pointing it out.

--FP copy chief

 

FUSSPOT

2:47 AM ET

January 6, 2011

Gogol / Kentridge

This funny article brought to mind Gogol's "The Government Inspector," and the art of William Kentridge. See here: http://tumblr.com/x9c17cbj73

 

AR

3:53 AM ET

January 14, 2011

Julia: How much do they pay

Julia:

How much do they pay you to write this nonesense? I mean even stupidity has a monetary number attached to it.