Der Pizza-Präsident

Herman Cain may not want to talk about the world, but the world sure is talking about him.

BY URI FRIEDMAN | OCTOBER 19, 2011

At the end of the GOP primary debate in Las Vegas last night, Herman Cain tweeted that his foreign policy philosophy -- which he somewhat grandiosely calls the "Cain doctrine" -- is simple: "Peace through strength and clarity." But the candidate, who's been surging in the polls of late, did little to clarify his fuzzy foreign-policy views in Nevada, grabbing headlines instead for dithering on a question posed by CNN's Anderson Cooper as to whether he would swap Guantánamo Bay prisoners for a U.S. soldier held by a terrorist group like al Qaeda.

Cain might not be talking much about world affairs, but the world's certainly talking about him. News outlets across the globe are reacting differently to Cain's surprise success in the polls, but there are some common threads across regions: skepticism about Cain's credentials and staying power, a fixation on his skin color and improbable life story, and a conviction that Cain largely owes his recent popularity -- however fleeting it may be -- to his outsider status. Oh, and some outlets appear to be asking a simple question: What the heck are Americans thinking?

EUROPE

Many news outlets in Europe are telling the story of how Cain went from a poor childhood in Atlanta to running Godfather's Pizza -- and homing in on Cain's race. "Could it be that 12 months from now, as the 2012 election campaign moves to a climax, no white man will have a chance of winning the presidency of the United States?" the London-based Independent marvels. Austria's Die Press runs with the headline, "Obama's Black Challenger," while Germany's Rheinische Post describes Cain as a "kind of Donald Trump with darker skin." Meanwhile, France's Atlantico bizarrely notes that Cain is a "real African-American" (unlike Obama), and Spain's ABC questions whether the Republican base could actually elect a black candidate.

The general consensus in the European press is that Cain is a flavor of the month. The Guardian notes that while Cain's outsider status (he's never held political office), his rise from humble beginnings, and his "blunt talk and excellent comic timing" are appealing, he may very well crash and burn like other "rightwing darlings" Donald Trump, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry before him (apparently the paper has already written off Bachmann and Perry as contenders). Cain's success, Spain's El País argues, is proof that Republican voters aren't happy with any of their candidates. As for the view from Moscow, the state-run Voice of Russia bluntly states that the "days of Herman Cain as an election leader are numbered and soon he will have to step out of the spotlight to give way to a more skilled candidate." One wonders if they're thinking of Putin as an option?

Some coverage is even harsher. In an article entitled, "Der Pizza-Präsident," Germany's Der Spiegel pokes fun at Cain's new book -- This Is Herman Cain! -- calling the entire work one big "exclamation point." In France, Libération's Great America blog ridicules Cain's endorsement of an electrified fence and an alligator-filled moat to keep immigrants out of the United States. With each successive "blunder," the blog argues, Cain is proving that he's not a "serious candidate for the presidency." Russia's RT takes Cain to task for managing to "single-handedly create a new nation on planet Earth" in Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan, noting that "the pizzaman is perhaps more equipped to talk pepperoni than policy" (the tightly controlled Uzbek media, interestingly enough, is silent on Cain). It appears the Italian press has yet to comment on the quality of Godfather's pizza, but it has latched onto the pizza theme. La Repubblica frames the Republican race right now as the "pizza man vs. the Mormon" (Romney, not Huntsman) while Il Journal points out that Cain is following in the footsteps of several other pizza magnates who have supported the GOP.

The most cutting piece comes from the German-language website Nachrichten in St. Gallen, Switzerland. In a column titled, "Nein-Nein-Nein," Patrik Etschmayer argues that Cain's success speaks to the increasing absurdity of the U.S. presidential election. Cain, he claims, has simply substituted Godfather's Pizza's "A Pizza You Can't Refuse" slogan with his "9-9-9" tax plan. The Republican candidate "knows how to peddle a product that is neither particularly good nor unique," Etschmayer declares.

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Uri Friedman is an associate editor at Foreign Policy.

CAMUS10

9:41 PM ET

October 19, 2011

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house slaves, we are back on the plantation in 2011 regardless of who dominates the selection process koch bros pizza with oligarchees on it vs the people. _Clarence Thomas, Alberto Gonzales, Holder-obama

 

ETHEKYAA

5:30 AM ET

October 20, 2011

He is black

There is nothing bizarre in the European press noting that Cain comes out of a more authentic Black American experience. He represents a whole generation of southern Blacks who had great-grandparents who were slaves, who were the property of some white man. He also grew up in the midst of segregation and went to a Black college; a good college nonetheless. Obama was born to a Kenyan immigrant and a white mother and he grew up in Indonesia and the relatively multi-racial and tolerant society of Hawaii. Yes, Herman Cain is more of a real Black American.

 

JOEYFOTO.FR

7:20 AM ET

October 21, 2011

Nonsense.

"Yes, Herman Cain is more of a real Black American."

No. Herman Cain is a the product of a more typical Black American experience. That does not make him a more "real" American.

The only thing that is more "real" about Herman Cain is that he is a tool of the forces of the very rich and he remains an utter ignoramus when it comes to the world outside US borders. That fact that Cain has a simplistic economic plan that amounts to tax breaks for millionaires and tax-increases for working people and that he says foolish thing that will, in the end, make him look like even more of a clown than he probably is.

But there is another fact, that many people refuse to acknowledge. Even though Cain has had a surge in popularity, the idea that a Black man — any Black man — has a chance at getting the votes of the racist base of this degenerate Republican Party is stupid. Anyone who asserts that has not been paying attention to the racist tone of the Tea-Party.

Please, if there are Republicans who disagrees with that, don't argue with me.... prove me wrong. I'd be happy to be a citizen fo a country where a large segment of the population was not so drive by primitive ignorant racism, but sadly, that country is not America. Not yet and maybe, not ever.

 

ETHEKYAA

5:30 AM ET

October 20, 2011

He is black

There is nothing bizarre in the European press noting that Cain comes out of a more authentic Black American experience. He represents a whole generation of southern Blacks who had great-grandparents who were slaves, who were the property of some white man. He also grew up in the midst of segregation and went to a Black college; a good college nonetheless. Obama was born to a Kenyan immigrant and a white mother and he grew up in Indonesia and the relatively multi-racial and tolerant society of Hawaii. Yes, Herman Cain is more of a real Black American.

 

ETHEKYAA

5:31 AM ET

October 20, 2011

Bizarre?

There is nothing bizarre in the European press noting that Cain comes out of a more authentic Black American experience. He represents a whole generation of southern Blacks who had great-grandparents who were slaves, who were the property of some white man. He also grew up in the midst of segregation and went to a Black college; a good college nonetheless. Obama was born to a Kenyan father and a white mother and he grew up in Indonesia and the relatively multi-racial and tolerant society of Hawaii.

 

SQUEEK

10:59 AM ET

October 20, 2011

This is just a thoroughly delightful article!

Love to see the humor from various countries.

 

OUTLAW

11:55 AM ET

October 20, 2011

World Views

Is it more dangerous that we aren't taking our own elections and governance seriously or that the world doesn't take us seriously?

 

JUSTINHAPP

2:56 PM ET

October 20, 2011

Stupidity

First of all, to say that someone's RACIAL experience in America is "more authentic" than someone else's is complete bullshit and narrow-minded. I know you were talking about other countries' perceptions of us and in that, ETHEKYAA, your analysis is correct. I also like how in your second post you omitted the "real black man" sentence.

Second, and much more important, is that I'm very worried about this "outsider" rhetoric. Please do not buy into this: HERMAN CAIN IS NOT AN OUTSIDER. He's been touting that line himself recently and I don't want people to get caught up in this nonsense. They call him that because "he's never held elected office," but THE MAN WHO WAS CHAIRMAN AND DEPUTY CHAIRMAN OF THE FED IN KANSAS CITY IS NO OUTSIDER!!!

 

RUDDERMANN

4:45 PM ET

November 10, 2011

His 9-9-9 Plan Is a Pro Growth Message

The phrase "9-9-9" has become etched in the minds of yank voters since Herman Cain touted his tax plan throughout a Republican Primary debate. Why don't you? It is rather simple, memorable, and connected with Herman Cain and his awesome run for that White House. It can be easily argued that Herman Cain's "9-9-9" plan's what's launched him to the peak tier of Republican nominees. As brilliant because it is as being a advertising tool for that Herman Cain campaign, it's already been successful in steering the conversation towards our broken tax system. Something that isn't only complicated, but additionally favors some over others. The American economy is trouble and our country is plagued withworkoutsrecord deficits and debt. You will find three main methods we, as being a nation, can address this issue. Unfortunately, only a pair of these solutions are already in the forefront since the President and Congress always bicker over higher taxes and much less spending. Another and many sensible solution that Herman Cain's "9-9-9" plan addresses is increasing the economy.

 

LISAJANE64

6:26 AM ET

November 15, 2011

Da Koch Bros’ Brotha from Anotha Mutha

Folks, unnecessary to play the race card here. Just analyze the obvious patterns. “Authentic” black experience or not, Cain could clearly be another dark skinned sock puppet of the Kochs and the rest of Zionist America, designed to sell our interests to the highest bidder. Business as usual. Next please.

Enjoy this vid: http://youtu.be/MbykzqJ6ens

Stop to think,
Lisa O.

 

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November 18, 2011

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CORTES

2:08 PM ET

November 19, 2011

Cain has actually conveyed

Cain has actually conveyed stable backing for Israel throughout his operation, but during the argument last night he raised eyebrows by crawfishing from a previously statement that he would bear in mind swapping prisoners for a U.S. hostage like Israel did with Gilad Shalit.

 

JANE SIMMS

5:33 AM ET

November 28, 2011

I can't believe what they are saying

Cain might not be talking much about world affairs, but the world's certainly talking about booklet printing. News outlets across the globe are reacting differently to Cain's surprise success in the polls, but there are some common threads across regions: skepticism about Cain's credentials and staying power, a fixation on his skin color.

 

HOPE STONE

11:24 AM ET

December 1, 2011

As for me, i don't appreciate that

They have to change their opinion about whom to f*ck, cuz that's rea'lly delirious. Even an essay writer proved my words.