The Amerislump Reader

Tracking the ups and downs of a superpower.

BY JOSHUA E. KEATING | NOVEMBER 15, 2011

It's said that Americans are an optimistic people, and that's generally true. But they're also a very insecure one, constantly on the lookout for threats to their prosperity, way of life, and international predominance. Whereas communist infiltrators and Japanese salarymen once provided continual grist for media doom-spotters, today it's the Wall Street Occupiers and hyperqualified Asian tiger-children that launch a million trend stories.

In September, FP Passport began a new feature tracking the datapoints and trends said to be illustrative of the ongoing process of American decline, and assessing their relative slumpiness. They range from financial Masters of the Universe going without their customary cocaine binge, to starving Muppets invading a nation's TV screens, to the unanswered question of just how many goats live in the American heartland. Sometimes these stories are alarming, sometimes absurd, sometimes even signs of continued American dynamism.

Will this moment one day be remembered as the time when the sun finally set on the American empire, or will these stories seem as quaint as Red Scare-era newsreels? Only time will tell, but it's time to start collecting data.

 SUBJECTS: DECLINE WATCH
 

Joshua Keating is an Associate Editor at Foreign Policy.

ANGELIE

1:21 AM ET

November 16, 2011

Never a dull moment

Maybe the security (or insecurity) lies in the depth of the stories we read (or weave) to make it real (or unreal) in our perception of what we believe doom to be.. top toys.

 

MASON SHARPE

9:01 AM ET

November 16, 2011

where are the bean counters?

Without the government spending tons of money on these important topics, I don't know how America will cope without the ability to know which State leads the nation in mink farming, growing pansies, and hops. Mason @ miami commercial property

 

NYSCOF

9:50 AM ET

November 16, 2011

Fluoridation Ineffective & Harmful, studies show

Fluoridation Opposition is Scientific, Respectable & Growing

More than 3,825 professionals (including 328 dentists) urge that fluoridation be stopped citing scientific evidence that ingesting fluoride is ineffective at reducing tooth decay and has serious health risks. See statement: http://www.fluoridealert.org/professionals-statement.aspx

 

BENN3012

1:16 PM ET

November 16, 2011

Try this argument instead

When most of your population wears dentures...what's the point? This is Pinellas County after all!

 

WILLRIVERA

12:27 AM ET

December 12, 2011

The forgotten American homeless

Among the best things america could do is promote microfinance, and shift lending from the major retail banks towards lending institutions and alterantive kinds of financing shops.

It’s amazing what individuals can accomplish if they're given half an opportunity. I believe offering microfinance to homeless people is a great idea, and would significantly help to solving the issue.

Because individuals aren’t stupid, they are doing what they've to complete, which means crime if there’s no alternative. No kid Really wants to be a whore. If there’s some type of lending program available which allows individuals to create little businesses or services, they’ll choose that instead.

Which find of folks that repay the money they owe, simply because they be aware of worth of $1, and also the worth of a chance.

Unlike America’s major banks, investment brokers, and first class Grade A high tier kleptocrats.