Mock Homs at Your Own Risk

The epicenter of Syria's revolt has long been the butt of jokes. But Homs may get the last laugh.

BY OMAR ADAM SAYFO | FEBRUARY 17, 2012

The negative stereotypes about Homsis returned in force during the 11th century, when the Mirdasid dynasty recaptured the city and converted it to Shia Islam. Homsis very soon became victims of the polemical debates between Sunni and Shia clerics. The famous Sunni cleric Ibn al-Jawzi recorded many ironic narratives about the strange habits of Homsi religious officials and the supposed stupidity of their followers.

According to one anecdote, three Homsi religious students were discussing a hadith - a saying of Prophet Muhammad -- about the parts of the human body. "The nose is for smelling, the mouth is for eating, the tongue is for speaking," they concluded. "But what is the ear for?" As the hadith did not give the answer, they decided to ask their sheikh.  On their way to the sheikh's house, however, they saw a tailor patching a cloth. The tailor was cutting pieces of yarn and hanging them on his ear. "God has sent us the answer," the students concluded, and returned to the mosque.

Homs has long been a bastion of resistance -- first as a Muslim stronghold in the efforts to repel European invaders during the Crusades, and then as a base for Mamluk commanders' war against the Mongols. But such heroism did not rid Homsis of their age-old stigma. Rather, many linked Homsis' victories to their alleged simple-mindedness.

According to one anecdote, on the "Day of the Fool," the elders of Homs decided to open the city's gates to the enemy. The Mongols entered and found people wearing their clothes backwards and walking backwards on the streets. The Mongol leader thought the locals were sick, and immediately ordered a retreat to avoid the infection of his soldiers. The real history of Homs, however, does not show such a good sense of humor: After the fall of the Mamluks, the city was ravaged by Arab bedouin raids and began to decline.

Once incorporated into the Ottoman Empire in the 16th century Homs regained its status as an economic center, becoming a hub for the trade of silk, olive oil and animals linking the northern and southern cities of the empire. Due to its booming economic activity and weaving industry, a British consul labeled Homs "the Manchester of Syria" in the late 19th century.

The city's golden years, however, came to an end with the demise of the Ottomans. Homs was incorporated into the state of Damascus during the French Mandate that followed World War I. Due to their city's declining economic importance, Homsis quickly joined the revolution against the French in 1925, with bandits in the region launching raids against French troops. One of the generals of the revolution, Mazhar al-Sibai, was also of Homsi origin.

By 1932, tensions had ebbed sufficiently that the French moved their military academy from Damascus to Homs, where it remained the sole military academy in Syria until 1967. Hafez al-Assad himself was a graduate of the academy -- but his years in the institute did not make him sentimental toward the city. The Alawite president stabilized his grip on power by cutting deals with the Sunni elite of Damascus and Aleppo -- leaving Homs's majority Sunni community in the lurch.

As a result, Homsis were again consigned to play the role of the fool in coffee-house jokes. During the 1973 war, a typical gag goes, a Homsi soldier was playing with a grenade. His fellow soldier warned him to watch out as it might explode. "Don't worry," replied the Homsi. "I've got other ones!"

Once again in its tumultuous history, Homs finds itself in the eye of the storm. As Bashar al-Assad's regime continues its horrifying assault on the city, gallows humor has become the order of the day. "Why do the Homsis rebel?" a pro-Assad voice asked on Twitter recently. "They are fed up with the Homsi jokes."

This time, however, nobody is laughing.

Alessio Romenzi/AFP/Getty Images

 SUBJECTS: MIDDLE EAST
 

Omar Adam Sayfo is a journalist and researcher specializing in Middle Eastern politics.

GRANT

9:41 PM ET

February 17, 2012

I'm worried that this is

I'm worried that this is generalizing far too much considering the vast amount of time it covers. I suspect you could make the same arguments about a large number of cities in the U.S.

 

SHASSAN

3:36 PM ET

February 18, 2012

I am not familiar with cities

I am not familiar with cities in the U.S but in Syrian context this argument seems to work for me. Homsis are really targets of Syrian jokes unlike people from other towns. Nobody really knows why, that's just the way it is. This article seems to unvail reasonable explanation for this phenomenon.

 

MISSYMIMI

7:17 PM ET

February 20, 2012

There are some crazy people

There are some crazy people out there with insurance of nukes (no one can dispute that the North Korean leadership is nuts). As long as some have nukes, the USA should have them too, and we should have more than anyone else. Please don't even try to convince me that if we got rid of ours, then spontaneously everyone in the world would start singing and dancing and get rid of theirs. The only thing that will convince me that this would happen would be if you could convince everyone in the world to destroy their guns and steak knives.You can't uninvent nukes. You cant get rid of our stockpiles, dig a hole in the ground, stick your head in it and assume the world will be peaceful. What you're trying get America to do is similar to trying to get a policeman to drop his gun in a stand off with an armed killer.

 

MISSYMIMI

7:21 PM ET

February 20, 2012

I think this has to do more

I think this has to do more with relations with Iran, because they are the main Shia nation, and, as you said, so many of the travelers were Iranian.Iran was obviously happy to have the insurance that we eliminated their two traditional enemies of the Taliban (replaced by the partially Shia Northern Alliance) and Iraq (Replaced with a Shia government.They were making numerous attempts to reconcile and have better relations with the west.Of course, these were ignored and we instead acted more hostile towards them than ever before. A pity.

 

IBNSYRIA

5:56 PM ET

February 19, 2012

IbnSyria

Nice article with great deal of history; the people of Homs has earned some of the best qualities of the Syrian character, they are not rich enough to be snobs, and not poor enough to be desperate, they have always managed to achieve nice balance on every level. Homs also reflects the entire country through having large mix of Sunnis, Alawites, Christians, Bedouins, and others. so by being on the forefront revolting against Basha Assad, this may be Assad's last dance ever.

 

PEARPANDAS

11:03 AM ET

February 21, 2012

This will be interesting to

This will be interesting to see how this plays out, it is really a first in world history, and now with the availability of the internet, it is so, so much more in our faces than something like this has ever been before. It makes me wonder if we have enough family quotes and sense of community to be able to help them when they will most need it.

 

SUNG BRIMM

4:58 AM ET

March 19, 2012

Homs

I have ever traveled to Homs one time. i also have a little bid knowledge about history of Homs. For roughly 2,000 years, Homs has served as a key agricultural market, production site, and trade center for the villages of northern Syria. It has also provided security services to the hinterland of Syria, protecting it from invading forces.[6] Excavations at the Citadel of Homs indicate that the earliest settlement at the site dates back to around 2300 BCE. Biblical scholars have identified the city with Zobah mentioned in the Bible.[6][11] In 1274 BCE,[12] a battle took place between the forces of the Egyptian Empire under Ramesses II and the Hittite Empire under Muwatalli II at the city of Kadesh on the Orontes River near Homs.[13] It was possibly the largest chariot battle ever fought, involving perhaps 5,000–6,000 chariots. Homs is also home to several large public heavy industries, such as the oil refinery west of the city which opened in 1959.[60] A fertilizer plant was built in 1971 to process phosphates from their deposits near Palmyra; the fertilizer is for domestic consumption and export.[61] A growing private industrial sector has flourished in the past decade and many small to medium sized enterprises occupy the industrial zones northwest and south of the city. A new sugar refinery is being built by a Brazilian company, and an automobile plant is under construction by Iran Khodro. Also a new phosphate plant and oil refinery are being built east of the city. Homs is also the hub of an important road and rail network, it is the central link between the interior cities and the Mediterranean coast.

 

SUNG BRIMM

5:00 AM ET

March 19, 2012

Homs

Homs

I have ever traveled to Homs one time. i also have a little bid knowledge about history of Homs. For roughly 2,000 years, Homs has served as a key agricultural market, production site, and trade center for the villages of northern Syria. It has also provided security services to the hinterland of Syria, protecting it from invading forces.[6] Excavations at the Citadel of Homs indicate that the earliest settlement at the site dates back to around 2300 BCE. Biblical scholars have identified the city with Zobah mentioned in the Bible.[6][11] In 1274 BCE,[12] a battle took place between the forces of the Egyptian Empire under Ramesses II and the Hittite Empire under Muwatalli II at the city of Kadesh on the Orontes River near Homs.[13] It was possibly the largest chariot battle ever fought, involving perhaps 5,000–6,000 chariots. Homs is also home to several large public heavy industries, such as the oil refinery west of the city which opened in 1959.[60] A fertilizer plant was built in 1971 to process phosphates from their deposits near Palmyra; the fertilizer is for domestic consumption and export.[61] A growing private industrial sector has flourished in the past decade and many small to medium sized enterprises occupy the industrial zones northwest and south of the city. A new sugar refinery is being built by a Brazilian company, and an automobile plant is under construction by Iran Khodro. Also a new phosphate plant and oil refinery are being built east of the city. Homs is also the hub of an important road and rail network, it is the central link between the interior cities and the Mediterranean coast.