Charles Barkley went on Campbell Brown's CNN show
and said he was planning on running for governor of Alabama in the future. I like his explanation for why:
Brown: So are you going to run for governor?
Barkley: I plan on it in 2014.
Brown: You are serious.
Barkley: I am, I can't screw up Alabama.
Brown: There is no place to go but up in your view?
Barkley: We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren't going anywhere.
Dammit, the man stole my campaign motto: "Vote Drezner -- he can't screw it up any worse."