This is why, if I ever run for office, I'm moving to Mississippi

Charles Barkley went on Campbell Brown's CNN show and said he was planning on running for governor of Alabama in the future.  I like his explanation for why: 
Brown: So are you going to run for governor? Barkley: I plan on it in 2014. Brown: You are serious. Barkley: I am, I can't screw up Alabama. Brown: There is no place to go but up in your view? Barkley: We are number 48 in everything and Arkansas and Mississippi aren't going anywhere.
Dammit, the man stole my campaign motto:  "Vote Drezner -- he can't screw it up any worse."


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