Boy wonder: Among the Iranians who registered their candidacy but didn't gain approval is 12-year-old Kourosh Mozouni, above flashing the victory sign after registering in Tehran on May 8. He told reporters, "I will buy Hawaii, Obama's birthplace, from the United States and lease it to Israelis who will go live there -- so that they don't kill the children in Gaza." Other portions of his platform included a hardly youth-friendly ban on computer games and a prohibition on women working unless they've spent at least five years having babies.